Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, dieting is making me depressed and I'm so hungry. I don't even care about losing weight, but my boyfriend is and he's doing a low fat diet with me for my health, so I'm going to do the low calorie thing with him. I also feel like I'm not doing well enough in the gym and it's hurting so bad. FML
Today, I found out that my husband never actually took our new healthy lifestyle seriously when his coworker told me that now, instead of at the house, he keeps beer and cigars at his brother's house, and visits the Burger King drive through every day for lunch. FML
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expertsmilee 26
Men just lose it easier, it's ****** up, but for the most part true.
R2Y2 22
Some people have fast metabolisms, dont fret! Just do more cardio and maybe drink a protien shake in place of a meal if you want to gain muscle as well
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Comments (103)
thegoodkid 8
Yet another reason why many men are a pain in the ass
deathcreep25 14
It is fine to gain weight while exercising because muscle is heavier than fat
lewaraly 8
You won't see improvement in four days. Give it time
kpohil 13
lol on our honeymoon which was all you can eat at the resort and drink. I lost 10lbs and she gained them and I out ate her by a lot.
chrisjmcrae 2
Drop the wheat... It will drop off
IWishIWasObama 12
It's actually statistically better to cut back gradually as opposed to quitting everything cold turkey. You give your body time to adjust.
marshwillow 2
If you're doing everything right, then nothing is wrong. Muscle weighs more than fat. It's normal to gain weight because you're gaining muscle.
samuthewhite 3
weight fluctuates in the short term, keep at it and Im sure youll accomplish the goals youve set!!
tgart 14
You'll get there. Don't give up on yourself. Everyone is different.
HannibalL3cter 5
Really just drink only water, eat just normally, get all nutrients proteins, vitamins etc. And exercise