Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML
Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
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Top comments
Paco_el_Taco 17
If it was a Bieber concert I would consider yourself lucky.
Steve95401 49
Nice mom you've got there.
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Comments (143)
cgd825 11
What was the concert?
tj5810 21
It was probably Tortuga Music Festival.
pmadNess 16
Probably, and the line up isn't spectacular!
error404n0tf0und 21
bit rude!
Dusty_Busters 15
Happy birthday!
xXNerrrdXx 16
Happy birthday Op, just screw them n party alone ♥
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Ahh well, at least shes happy! You will have a lot more opportunities for awesome birthday plans OP!
kierstenvicknair 2
what's OP mean?
megmichelle45 3
that ain't right
Bluejaywilde 10
I went to earthday birthday! It was awesome.
TeddyB88 4
!!
dancinwookie 21
It's ok that it only took 32 comments before someone FINALLY wished OP a "Happy birthday!", right? FYL, indeed, OP. Happy birthday, if you happen to see this. Hopefully, the rest of your day was awesome, and that one day you can taste sweet revenge.