Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML
Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
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Top comments
Paco_el_Taco 17
If it was a Bieber concert I would consider yourself lucky.
Steve95401 49
Nice mom you've got there.
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Comments (143)
Crabtree1015 12
No EDBD!! thats ****** up
TeddyB88 4
Seriously??? You're a week early bro. Definitely not 4/20 yet
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Well Happy Birthday. It's my birthday too! :P
love2killu 21
Happy bday
Calculate900 4
Who did you see? I wanted to go, but I don't live anywhere near Florida :(
bioss89 16
Happy Birthday OP! Have a great day in home :)
limitedition 25
Everyone makes mistakes. You get it right most of the time :)
asdfghjklana 9
Coachella is a bitch.
AliceAristocrat 12
I thought Coachella was in California.....
M3DIC4T3 29
Because now the children play an elaborate part in OP's destroy-the-house-while-they're-out revenge plan.
cobslobin 3
Was it Earthday Birthday? That rocked... Sorry
TeddyB88 4
You weren't even there. How the hell are there so many wanna be smokers commenting on here? If you were really an earth day fan, you would know that it's on 4/20
hammerfall26 6
It was this weekend dude, 4/13 I was there backstage.
caysters 12
Edbd I assume? I'm sorry! I wanted to go too :(
perdix 31
I doubt it's really THE biggest concert in Florida, because next week I'll be doing karaoke Friday in Broward County and they're already dredging part of the Everglades to handle the expected overflow crowds. I'll dedicate my Liza Minelli/Bette Midler mash-up to you ;)
rhysfucker 24
Throw a little Joan Jett in there, too.
pmadNess 16
The only one I know of this weekend is Tortuga. Waunee is next weekend and the biggest one in Florida that I know of anymore...
perdix 31
#64, OK, I'll throw in a few bars of "Bad Reputation" between "Wind Beneath My Wings" and "Cabaret." Fans of Maroon 5 and Rhianna are gonna be totz jelly!