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Birthdaygirl30 Oegstgeest, Netherlands

Today, it's my 30th Birthday. The day started with me tripping in the shower and breaking my arm, continued with a car crashing into our car in the hospital parking, and ended with yet another car crash while finally driving home. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

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On the plus side, you're still alive! Time to buy a lottery ticket!

Someone out there loves you....

Wait. How many cars do you have?

Damn, you're right in the neighbourhood (I'm in Haarlem). Best of luck with the future birthdays, and heal quick!

you really can't drive, huh? :D

At least you get lots of imaginary internet points for that!

Alexiskovich 6

You were meant to die. For your next birthday just stay home.

wait till you're 40 :p