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Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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Hey, old people need **** just like everyone else.

Well who cares? If they sell it, people are gonna buy it. Let the old man have some fun.

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old people are the only customers to those **** mags...who else boys those...

Sports...illustrated.

Charles900 16

Being old doesn't mean you don't have interest, just like everyone else.

What is your point? That you're frigid?

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duhdarling 11

Well I guess you'd want someone to help you if you were an old guy too, right?

... So? It's not like he asked you if you wanted to share. Get over it.

Badkarma4u 17

You may have saved that old man from prostate cancer. Essentially giving him years to be with his family, watching his grandkids grow up, letting him enjoy his golden years. Bless you OP, you are an angel of mercy.

The old man still got game.

So what? You act like people don't buy ****.