Miscellaneous: Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked... - FML

By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Friday 6 February 2015 11:50

Hey, old people need **** just like everyone else.

Cass_x 22

Friday 6 February 2015 11:51

Well who cares? If they sell it, people are gonna buy it. Let the old man have some fun.

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cappellaaa 23

Saturday 7 February 2015 5:59

lolol ew. what a dirty old man haha

vincent57_fml 14

Saturday 7 February 2015 6:02

So?

ChoolyBooly 32

Saturday 7 February 2015 8:43

You should have seen what you were grabbing. YDI.

XBurytheCastleX 25

Saturday 7 February 2015 19:22

Did the beginning of the comic make anyone else emotional...?

RageWolf16 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:03

This is one of my favorite illustrations

Trolloled 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:30

The illustration was amazing. Well done.

Nickoli42 3

Monday 9 February 2015 4:47

Give the guy a break. He probably doesn't get much at his age.

kaitio331 17

Thursday 12 February 2015 0:13

Next time you won't look at the cover!

Saluton 18

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:00

The strip looks like the cashier thought it was her own grandfather

Gib31 19

Thursday 12 February 2015 22:59

That's the idea, he looks very much like her deceased grand-father, hence her shock when she sees him come in the store. (And also why she finds very disturbing to see what kind of magazine he's reading!)

iPixiee 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 22:42

He needs to fap some way... :p

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