Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
Today, I got a question wrong on an exam. The question started with, "In your opinion..." FML
Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, the only part of my Psychology final that I was 100% confident in was my name. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
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species4872 20
Just be glad you haven't become the practical part of the exam.
bretzeller 13
Lots of depressing jobs out there. They generally pay okay.
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GhostFox 34
I considered that career path when I was... 12-14, I think? But I lacked the social skills for it. That said, either this is a weird test to see how you react to being paired with the idea of death or the professor(?) was annoyed by you.
icekingz 7
So what?