Today, the AC broke in the car I bought brand new last August. My 3.5-year-old hates wind, even from the sunroof being open, and there's no fix for the "manufacturing defect" so far. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, my 25-year-old daughter, who normally doesn't drive, was out using the family car when she came back annoyed and emotional over the "stupid" cars heating being broken. She said no matter how high she turned it up it was still blowing cold air. I checked and it was set to A/C the entire time. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, it's day 38 since I bought a new SUV, and the dealership is still working on fixing an issue with the sunroof. I just made my first payment on it and I never got to drive it. FML
Today, I took my car in because the AC had stopped working. The mechanic turned it on, pressed one button, and cold air started blasting. I'd seemingly switched it to heat three months ago. FML
Today, after work, I found my car in the middle of the empty parking lot with a huge crack in the windshield that wasn't there in the morning. Looks like I have to get the windshield replaced. Again. For the fourth time now. FML
Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
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Top comments
Ali Alexandrea 16
'Hates wind'? You're the parent, not a butler for a toddler.
CrazyManNo9 29
If your toddler is the boss of you, FYL.
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Comments (17)
Davros 12
You should tell the kid the exact same thing as your husband: "Tough shit and if you dont like it your not gonna see these **** for a long time"
Lobby_Bee 18
Hates the wind? How is your son going to survive for another 80yrs? Is he going to be the next bubble boy?
Inkoseh 33
If the car was brand new, its under warranty. You'd also get a loaner if it took more than 24 hours, or they'd at least guide you to a location that had loaners.
LifeSucks 6
Same
lucasj23 11
open the windows. your kid will learn to deal.
Bridger Walczynski 12
Actually there is. if the vehicle is under warranty and it was a defect from manufacturer it must be fixed under warranty, even if its with the same defective part and only temporary, that is as long as it doesn't cause safety hazards.
JoanT 11
Your kid is there be the damn parent and tell them tough