jaivolétonnez
La Courneuve, France
Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
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thisguy22 33
Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?
Welshite 40
Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.
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Thoricsteam20 24
The kid obviously is not falling for it so why is he calling him dumb.
Gwyddone 29
Wow. I assume the kid was way over the age when it is appropriate to play "got your nose", if he managed to pickpocket you, so it's a little bit your fault. Still, FYL.
savxf 14
How did the kid even manage that
Klima_fml 29
He's had enough of people stealing his nose and was ready for this moment.
AfroFluff 23
Sneaky little shit o.o
Accurate_Vision 31
That kid is now my role model.
tiredofwaiting 25
What a smart kid.
tiredofwaiting 25
He sounds like Bart Simpson lol.
1dvs_bstd 41
True that. After I read it, he's the one person that came to mind.
Edemic305 0
Guess who is the magician now. #notyou
thathobothere 17
Or the really psychotic revenge option: "I got your virginity"