Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
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ihatethesenamez 6
You should return it and get something else and act surprised.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Damn that sucks, was it a good present?
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Comments (122)
FMLsOhilarious 6
Act surprised then. The least he could've done was taken it to a gift wrapping place. Well maybe you don't have one of those...
Buttsexpirate 9
So what'd ya get?
PeeblesWiggins 0
Most likely his dick in a box.
evilplatypus 39
Exactly. I friggin hate it when people whine about HAVING to do things for other people. Unless you had a gun to your head, OP didn't HAVE to. Don't wrap his crap and let everyone see what a lazy s*** he is instead of covering for him.
missbadluk 0
I completely agree
ollie179 21
A necklace? What a suprise! I never would have guessed...
babiebuntin 7
My mom told me a story almost just like this about my dad. I'm sorry Hun. U should have made him get off his lazy ass and wrap! ;)
missyj0 12
Did you seriously spell vegetarian, "vedgatarian" in your description? I'm losing all hope in the new generation.
bobbycorwen 5
No. She spelled it "vedgitarian."
lalalaski 3
What'd you expect? She likes Justin Bieber.
SpruceDread4578 13
She's also a Canadian...seems legit.
babiebuntin 7
K guys really? I was like 11 when I wrote all that stuff... And I made 1 spelling mistake. Why are you even looking at my profile? You obviously have no life.** VEGETARIAN** happy now?
shots1996 8
**** em babie they aint worth it
lalaland05 0
That's sucks next time make him get Off his lazy ass and wrap your present
xDefiant 4
I love wrapping presents for some reason, so I offer to wrap everyones' gifts. But I've never had to wrap my own.. I hope he at least got you something good!
GoW_Chick 15
Hey at least he wasn't to lazy to get you a present.
RabidBunny 10
Why does it matter? At least he cared enough to get you something. I get nothing on Christmas and so do many other people! Appreciate!
lexxer101 0
That blows. Like the present though?