Today, I wore a dress that I bought last weekend to work, thinking how I liked it and it fitted me perfectly, until someone at work told me that I was actually wearing a nightie. FML
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Hi yeah i know a lot of ya'll are thinking of how dumb am i to wear a nightie and not know the difference..for one thing, it was sold with other dresses and no it's not see through, it actually has an underskirt and the reason my colleague commented was due to the lacy neckline.. and i actually paired it off with a slacks and a cardigan, so no, i'm not working in a brothel though that made me LOL...people can have the silliest idea.. i'm still a bit convinced it's a dress, but nevertheless i'm not wearing it out any more.. cheers!
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mclauren29 22
As long as you looked hot?
perdix 31
Just tell Victoria to keep it a secret. Maybe no one else will notice.
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Comments (139)
jjmiller1001 17
thats kinda hot.... rock it op!
alexlovescandy 3
How did you not notice that it was a nightie??!!
WritingWrongs 8
Maybe the OP herself is just really short, or that is one long night dress for OP to be confused.
perdix 31
Just tell Victoria to keep it a secret. Maybe no one else will notice.
fionaharding 1
I'm guessing you're not the brightest bulb out there
Miss_Lisaa 16
It happens to the best, OP. Don't worry. :)
gracehi 33
*Correction. Her and OP.
DocBastard 40
How did you not notice you were in the sleepwear section? Did the fact that the dress had Zzzzs and sheep all over it not tip you off?
seriouslythat 6
Here I was thinking all dresses had little Zzzzzs and sheep on them...
FlyMeAway 2
People tend to leave clothing wherever if they don't want it. It was probably just there and in OP's size. And hey, what's wrong with Zzz's and sheep?:D
Pandacupcakelove 26
How could you possibly not know that it was a nightie? YDI
Jynx210 3
Fitted?? Really?!?!?
donut_gurl 8
my thoughts exactly!
perdix 31
That's the Grammar Police version of handing out a ticket for jaywalking -- when no serious crimes are going on, you've got to do something with your time. "Fitted" is the British version, and it also is right for a different sense of the verb "to fit" in American English. Yeah, I agree it sounds weird to hear it from an American, but I wouldn't call it a grammar crime.
Jynx210 3
I didn't call it a grammar crime just saying anybody with half a brain would hear that sentence and know its wrong.
Jynx210 3
Sounding like a 2 yr old who is barely learning how to form sentences. It's no surprise dumbass was over there thinking a nightgown was a dress.
Myo_fml 20
Did you not get the entire point of the post above you? You also used an incorrect form of "it's" so you are hardly the grammar police.
Jynx210 3
When the **** did I say I was the grammar police pendeja?
Feverrotes 15
Just tell them it's Pajama Day!
Setion 8
My mother once went to a casino in Monaco wearing a nightdress. Nobody noticed - they even complimented her on it. I guess some nightdresses just don't look like nightdresses. If you feel good, it doesn't really matter what someone else says.
doodlecloud 27
A sexy nightie could EASILY be gotten away with in a casino. Kinda cool, but it's not really the same as wearing one to work.
devore504 7
maybe they work in a bar or something