Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
I'd like to thank…
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Congratulations!
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Get off!
Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
It's never like in the movies
Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML
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mesnugglez 0
So at least you won your reward!
Kassandra2011 0
They're just jealous that your such a genius.
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kybabyy 4
I think she was saying that kids are immature, not the mods.. And I don't see a modded comment. It might have disappeared along with the other hundred thousand.
ghoti_fml 0
OP did "everyone else" get stick from your teachers for it?
drcnes 4
**** them then
chosunpeople 0
i think i was at this. yeah no one felt bad at all
Mer1986 0
Wtf was everyone's problem? That's terrible that people can value being vapid over achievement.
oKeepthePeaceo 0
congratulations :) all those people are dicks, don't worry about them. you're the one who one the award and are actually doing stuff to be proud of.
thatsrugged 2
Maybe OP deserves it. And is a ******** in real life?
jubaevang 0
they're all just jealous and too stupid to receive an award for themselves. lol.
Mer1986 0
Poor OP! It's okay--things will get better! Just keep winning your awards, go to a really good college, get a good internship or two, get a good, high-paying job, travel to faraway places, and become the most humble, interesting guy you can possibly be (without being a douche). That'll push their buttons in ten years. EPIC FAIL on their behalf.
iScott 0
That's what you get for being an over achiever
Captivated 0
Wonder what you did to deserve that?