Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my brother jerking off into a sock (awkward)....

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By big Bro - 08/09/2016 16:51 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I woke up to find my brother jerking off into a sock (awkward). The sock was mine. FML

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PrincessWinter 18

Friday 9 September 2016 2:06

did you keep the sock though

kingofthelawyers 4

Friday 9 September 2016 4:23

Why was he jerking off in the same room you were sleeping in?

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PrincessWinter 18

Friday 9 September 2016 2:06

did you keep the sock though

kingofthelawyers 4

Friday 9 September 2016 4:23

Why was he jerking off in the same room you were sleeping in?

DeliMeat08 14

Friday 9 September 2016 4:27

Some people don't always get their own room. I shared mine with at least one of my brothers up until they all moved out.

ChefMeech 2

Friday 9 September 2016 4:59

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

trucker2 33

Saturday 10 September 2016 6:19

So did you use their socks !!!!

cek727 16

Friday 9 September 2016 6:16

(more awkward)

Ironmayhem 22

Friday 9 September 2016 21:17

Did the sock consent tho?

GhostFox 33

Friday 16 September 2016 6:48

Obviously you should return the favor, and jerk off into his shoes.

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