Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I set my alarm for 3:30 AM to catch an early flight. I got up, got dressed, and arrived at the airport in record time. While checking in, I was told that my flight is tomorrow morning. I’m now wide awake and sitting in a 24-hour diner, having a very early breakfast. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML
Today, I was supposed fly from NOLA to Philly. Being a good roommate, I decided to get a noon-time flight so my roommates wouldn't need to get up early. Then I found out that they were also taking separate vacations, and leaving at 5am. Now I'm stuck in the airport till noon and I arrive in Philly at 7pm. I'm also broke. FML
Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my work made us all get up at 3 a.m. to head to the airport for our 7 a.m. flight, only for us to get to the airport and find out the flight is cancelled. FML
Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML
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joeyl2008 29
That won't be the last time you fall asleep in a college class.
Replyka 17
It's not surprising after such a hard journey! Maybe get a coffee before the next one?
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Comments (45)
sturschaedel 27
You are fitting into the university lifestyle already!
interesting33 37
Ouch - be careful - if you are that tired you shouldn't be driving
scottishoatmeal 22
We're only human OP!
teentee401 37
Hey I'm in Pittsburgh! Welcome to the city! I wonder what University it was...
ColCyclone 17
probably cmu
MoxleyCrue 17
As someone who lives in Pittsburgh, I'm sorry the trip from our airport is so brutal. Get a sandwich from Primantis and you'll forgive us
teentee401 37
Primanti's makes everything better!
sweetcherrystar 6
Also from Pittsburgh, may I suggest...Sheetz run!!!!!
runninggirl8 16
which college was it?
whatsausername7 16
Now you know what college is like!
kaitb1103 23
I'm in PGH to! I'm betting Pitt. :) or CMU.
sweetcherrystar 6
Fortunately Oakland has a zillion coffee shops lol
berkeleyjake 13
we're the desks comfortable? that's an important factor
cylonN6 3
At least this one is free