Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
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sofarsogood 0
god i hope you aren't older than like 12
Leftieswillrule 3
WTF don't assume that's an industry standard, our washer is front loading
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Comments (125)
kaymcx3 0
DUMB@$$ You deserved it. unless you're like 7, your life is pathetic
7_______7_______ 0
Same thing happened to me, except my mistake was quickly pointed out by a kindly 80-y-old woman: "Excuse me sonny, but I believe that you want to put those in the machines over there... these are the dryers" I feel your pain, and for those out there calling you an idiot, I got a ******* 36 on the SAT, I'd just never been to a laundromat before
littlelady_fml 0
hey, I don't know why everyone is making a big deal out of that.. personally i think it's a hilarious and easy mistake to make, and good for you for being able to laugh at yourself. people... be honest with yourselves :) everyone has an off day.
littlelady_fml 0
and also... try to be gramatically correct if you want to have an effective and respectable insult!
littlelady_fml 0
also, do try to be grammatically correct if you want to be effectively insulting.
whymenow 0
#55, if you got a 36 on the SAT, then you...well, just fail at life. Now, if it was the ACT, then that's great. But you don't know the difference between the two tests....that tells me you didn't take them.
amykillswitch 0
aww someone had a off day lol. its okay. people have them every now and then. last week after making a sandwich, i put the bread in the fridge and ham in the cabinet.
littlelady_fml 0
sometimes when I'm really tired... I pour the coffee in my cereal, and the orange juice in my coffee mug.
fmworld_ 0
Haha, this is where the recession has brought us. Welcome to the real world sweetheart. Say goodbye to your maid and caviar. (:
amykillswitch 0
#61 that sounds delicious.