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Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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... So did she get a single or double?

You know these FMLs doesnt have too be posted the same day it happens its just a rule that they have too start with Today and end with FML, It might have happened too him the same day or 5years ago, and he only discovered the site now. Had a funny story and posted it. Stop being an ignorant bastard and get ****** in the ear. Oh and FYL OP, That really sucks.

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ouch! u deserved that for whatever you did to her. dont expect to ever have kids

That1FmlReader 0

i partly agree with #66 you need a cup next time you plan on breaking up

no shit sherlock. what did you expect? it to tickle? -.-

mister_moops 0

i dislike when fmls are worded like this "today i learned getting stabbed in the **** hurts and i had to go to the hospital fml" it's like, "well, yeah..."

No, really? And apparently the sky is blue. I hope to god that you aren't a detective. Or in a position of power.

Good thing she's ur ex

Ha ha!! I'm sure you deserved it.

Oh, es macht Sinn, jetzt! Damit Sie gerade Ihre Bälle zerstossen heute Vormittag, und ging dann zu der Notaufnahme und jetzt das Einzige, was Sie können einmal darüber nachdenken Entsendung dieses witzigen Erfahrung im Internet, rechts!? Ich meine, eine normale Person wäre mehr Sorgen über ihre Bälle, und über die wahrscheinlichen Eingriff, folgt, rechts, oder haben Sie einen Laptop auf ihren Schoß während sie in Betrieb auf sie? Es ist gaylords wie Ihnen, dass die dümmer Geschichten wie dieser dazu, dass diese site ... Nun, ich sollte nicht Single Sie Out, 99?der Geschichten hier sind Fake

YDI/FYL ... depends if you did something TO deserve it!