PrezKisame
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML
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daliagrande 17
I smell incest.
poccocurantes 7
smells like teen spirit.
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OrangeKnife 10
And, how did you react to this?
PrezKisame 3
My door doesn't lock. Problem
Dracoboxer357 36
35- Let me show you a magic trick: *Grabs a chair from the kitchen, closes the door, tilts the chair on an angle backwards and hammers the back rest under the door knob.* Ta daa! It's locked. ;P
Dracoboxer357 36
41- And leave the window completely unprotected? I thought you were a ninja, wouldn't that be your First choice of entry? ;)
lilhellian 27
Dresser by window, bed by door, chair against closet door (we've all seen monsters inc).. Thats about it..
poccocurantes 7
Penny the door. Wedge several pennies down the backside of door. Just as good as a chair.
Enslaved 38
That only works if the OP is in the room. She needs to lock her bedroom door so no one enters it while she's away. Simple-- buy a door lock. They are super easy to install. If your parents are strict about you not locking your door, give them the spare key (for only them to use) and tell them to hide it well from your brother.
EsOSiQueEs 14
That sucks if OP's door swings OUT.
poccocurantes 7
It actually works on both sides. You could lock him in until your parents come home. Is not a substitute for a locking door though,
obeykaitlyn 25
But, if she locks them in her room, they'll keep smelling her bra and underwear until their parents get home. So really, there is no bright side to this. Besides buying a new doorknob.
godfathermock 19
But if her door swings out, then its most like the brother's does too. So she would be locking him in his own room.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Invest In a,new door handle with a lock.
False_Stupidity 42
That's legendary Noor.
lilhellian 27
Didn't perdix or someone do three?!:O
Kittycorn 17
Look on the bright side, now your allowed to go sniff his underwear !
False_Stupidity 42
That may not be the best of ideas, especially if his underwear has skid marks....
Kittycorn 17
The skid marks make it even better. *insert creepy scatophilic face*
ballettillidie 8
Why would u want to?!? D:
buckdharma 38
Rose should have said excuse Mimi. While the boys used the Allford plea.
goldensnitch0011 4
I guess puberty hasn't fully him them yet. lol.
Dracoboxer357 36
49- Are you kidding? It sounds to me like it's kicking their ******* puckers into next week, add steel toes boots, minus the lube. ;p Puberty has no manners, none at all....
laden_swallow09 35
49- Do you even know what puberty is?
poccocurantes 7
Actually I think this is related to another FML. Now braless and upset by her pervy brother and his friend that molests her in her sleep, she turns to alcohol, gets wasted and decides to jump on the neighbors trampoline. While the neighbor, a cop, takes her down to the station, dad returns home with a bag of wigs, but mom is not in the mood realizing she has been all over town with underwear on her head.
bigwiensch 15
ahh the beginnings of a pedophile
lilhellian 27
The brother is 14. How the hell does that make him a pedophile..
vanessa09865 23
i see where you're coming from 51, liking to sniff young girls intimates may stay with him
maggySNP 12
I don't know what he was trying to smell, do ******* produce a separate odour now? Dodgeyyyy
laden_swallow09 35
The kids don't know that.