Kids: Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten... - FML

By PrezKisame - 03/01/2013 20:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 341

You deserved it 2 626

PrezKisame tells us more.

PrezKisame 3

Friday 4 January 2013 4:05

My door doesn't lock. Problem

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

daliagrande 17

Friday 4 January 2013 3:27

I smell incest.

poccocurantes 7

Friday 4 January 2013 3:29

smells like teen spirit.

Comments

alyssaroxs 4

Sunday 6 January 2013 23:42

I'd be like dafauq

JJBADGE10 7

Monday 7 January 2013 6:18

Your brother is messed up. I'm 14 and that is not normal

sofree 3

Tuesday 8 January 2013 5:52

Maybe he really was looking for something to keep warm...

icepick23 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 21:30

Don't be such a prude--kick your brother out & at least give the friend a flash or two. Geez! Whatever happened to performing random acts of kindness???

untamable_mare 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:07

ugh! Little boys are so gross!

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Friday 15 March 2013 15:41

Reminds me of the little boy from that lindsay logan movie

EthanTheStrange 4

Wednesday 7 May 2014 8:56

smells like a pervert. I'm a 14 year old boy and I'd never even think about smelling my sisters bra. Thats so freaking weird.

jeffandjeff 22

Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:27

Fight them.

FoxHunt9119 19

Thursday 11 December 2014 2:09

Ookay your brother is a creeper

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 16 September 2015 17:48

That is incredibly creepy. Then again, he was fourteen at the time.

4
5
6
7
8

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Money Technology Work Relationships Horses Animals Jealousy Birds Embarrassing Relatable Cars Transportation Photography Mysterious Miscellaneous Neighbours Cute I need your advice Clothes Family Love Cops Abuse Kids NSFW Sex Intimacy Ironic Mental health Haircut

The Top

The Top

Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said, "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 648

You deserved it 5 538

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 029

You deserved it 34 901

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 446

You deserved it 748

Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 803

You deserved it 116

Today, I was attacked with the classic "I fucked your mom" joke. I calmly informed the troll that my mom is 51, obese, still married to my father after 20+ years, and, most importantly, had a life-saving hysterectomy when I was five. He still insisted that he did the act. FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 1 257

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

I agree, your life sucks 167

You deserved it 1 275