Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML
Today, I pulled up to a party with my friends. I never partied in high school and college due to being bullied, so I was excited for my first party. It turned out to be a college house party, I'm a little older by 3 years but it’s no big deal. They mistook me for a freshman and I was bullied. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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DocBastard 40
You're intolerant because you're STILL IN ******* HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason. To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't. You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.
Buddy360 0
Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.
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Comments (349)
whitewoods 3
Well hey, now your friends know who the designated driver is.
Hayllee 4
I know I'm going to get thumbed down for saying YDI it for drinking in high school, but still. YDI. That does suck that you're alcohol intolerant, I guess. I won't be able to drink either due to medical issues.
Frenchgirl1992 1
Try and you will get how much fun it can be. Drinking doesn't mean dying if you are responsible...
11colio11 4
To everyone saying YDI because OP is in high school, shut up. If you made it through High school with out drinking ever, then good for you, but going to a high school party and discovering a potentially life-threatening condition doesn't merit a ydi in my mind. Its kinda like whenever there is an FML which contains anything about OP smoking or purchasing or doing anything with cigarettes, everyone immediately says YDI for smoking. It doesn't make sense to me.
odexy 12
I've never drank to the point of not remembering a thing. =/
mcdreamer 0
lololol your a disgrace to all floridians! don't tell me your from Miami!
perdix 31
Picked up by your parents and taken to the hospital? You could have been picked up by the football team and taken to a gang-bang. You had a relatively gentle revelation that alcohol is not going to be your drug of choice.
kaylynn732 0
actually, never start with beer if ur gonna drink liquor later. it makes you sick. if ur gonna give advice, please make it VALID advice, please.
agamid 1
ouch. one of my staff members is like that too. i usually discover it earlier than your first party though, like from eating xmas pudding, rum balls or some dish with wine or vodka in it... sucks that you had to discover it in such a public and judging place. at least you'll have a healthier liver than any of your classmates by the end of university.
Djahcrap 0
#66: agreed. I have alcoholic family members on both sides. Well, had.