Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a dentist appointment. I got to the clinic, checked in, and sat down. Ten minutes later, the receptionist asked why I was there. My appointment is next Wednesday. I had taken the afternoon off for nothing. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment and walked into what looked like the clinic but it was a dental lab. Two technicians were polishing dentures so I asked where Dr. Patel’s office was. They pointed me down a corridor as if it explained why I’d just sat in their reception reading outdated magazines for 5 minutes. FML
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alexhaz64 4
The tooth hurts.
perdix 31
When they tell you to open your mouth, you shouldn't start flicking your tongue around while bursting into tears. Do one or the other, but not both.
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Sheh_fml 25
If there is some truth to it, you kind of deserve it. Though it could have been worded differently and less rude, especially since "freak" has nothing to do with your oral hygiene and "sissyness" is a fairly common thing at the dentist. However, you should never ever under any ******* circumstances flirt with people who's very work means they're forced to be around you.
larisonr 4
How is that at all rude or unprofessional? They were notes that obviously help the dentist, a that OP wasn't supposed to see.
mayyberry 4
How does asking bout your family stop you from flirting?
Enslaved 38
Maybe he's married and bringing up topics of his wife will control his flintiness?
larisonr 4
Or just keeps him busy talking about something else.
LouserXo 6
Get over it, and yourself.
fyreprincess 3
she shouldn't have left that info open to you. but, if the shoe fits.... now that you know what she thinks you have the opportunity to change her opinion of you. you could start by being on time.
LarryLaDouche 13
Can't blame a dude for trying. Sadly, professional/patient relationships aren't anywhere near as successful as they are in movies and on TV. But you should fix being a sissy.
AholeCop 11
NOTE: Lock computer or patient will read notes.
eggmarie 25
Can we just take a second to talk about how her profile says "if you don't like one direction go die"? (oops I read your profile. Does that mean I have to say "no lesbo" now?)
KiddNYC1O 22
I know you.
KiddNYC1O 22
I know you.