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Pat_Tricksta 13
That's quite rude and invasive for someone who is just supposed to be quiet and ring you up
softviking 12
Some people should not work as cashiers...
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Comments (157)
badwolf42913 1
I hope you shoved a tampon in his face
Peachy2392 26
Up his nose.
bkbrown01 3
Do they not understand the things women can get away with from PMS? Bless their hearts
SplineMan 4
Here's a twist. The OP is a guy :)
Carol57 2
stare down time! at least it wasn't a "Fran Fine is here to pick up her head lice medicine at checkout lane 3!"
janiebet 2
Well that's unprofessional... And extremely uncomfortable
thatsjustmylife 1
I'm assuming that cashier was a guy...only a guy would say that.
technolove 7
LOL did he really say that out loud? XD i wonder if he's that immature with every customer
fmlrulesBolt 14
Hahaha what nonsense to say
LiaSmartiez 6
You should've called the manager. Works every time.
Lsidak715 8
Write him up