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Pat_Tricksta 13
That's quite rude and invasive for someone who is just supposed to be quiet and ring you up
softviking 12
Some people should not work as cashiers...
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bahamit 18
Good 'ol American customer service at it's finest...
neena2 3
That's so mean, that's not our fault if our women parts bleed
celinadepp 21
Walgreens!
FlutterLoud 29
Well pardon my anatomy
iwusinger47 2
OH, I SOOOOO would have complained.
zoelog 10
did you know the cashier? cause it seems highly unusual they would say that to a complete stranger.
randybryant799 21
I cannot for the life of me imagine someone saying that unless I knew them.