Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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ohhboyy 0
nice friends .. you stayed there why?
kkkristennnn 0
those aren't you friends then...
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Comments (165)
silverspire29 2
i hate it when people do that i would have asked them what the ****
sims224 0
wowowowowow LOL !!
musefan0222 0
Ouch. That's even worse than being on the end of the when you go to see a movie
Crush2000bj 0
Aww I guess they aren't your friends anymore? That's horrible...
iFruit 0
I would have just left. If you left and they just let you, theyre not real friends.
weasleyismyking 0
Aw, that's horrible. I can't believe they would do that.
ohgoodness1344 0
That kind of happened to me once, the table was big enough for me to join, but we were all bringing our boyfriends.... nobody liked mine ... with good reason he was an idiot, but I didn't see that at the time.
Keykar 0
some friends haha
crazychica572_fml 0
wow that sux the same thing happened 2 me but i got lucky cuz a rele hot waiter guy started tlkin 2 me!!!
k010sweetygurl 5
then they aren't ur real friends if they let u sit by urself!!!!