Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been flirting with at work. Some coworkers had discreetly warned me about him, but I thought he was cute. We get to the date, and after an hour of small talk, he spent the next two hours trying to get me to invest in his crypto coin thing that "is definitely going to be huge." FML
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RabidBunny 10
He got it for correcting someone's grammar...
ntherewas1 11
It's appalling to see that Nazism still exists. I know this may come across as ignorant, but what's even the point in maintaining a belief in Nazism in this day and age?
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Comments (50)
RabidBunny 10
He got it for correcting someone's grammar...
ntherewas1 11
It's appalling to see that Nazism still exists. I know this may come across as ignorant, but what's even the point in maintaining a belief in Nazism in this day and age?
rhysfucker 24
It's easier than educating yourself and accepting people. Family hate cycles through from parents to children to grandchildren.
all4pooh 4
Jesus. I honestly didn't think that stuff still existed.
tjv3 10
15 do you live in a bubble?
somerandomdude19 2
Obviously a very small one...
Ididyourmother 4
how to get out of a bad date: the extreme edition he's awesome for going this far
clw1740 0
Neo Nazis.. Think they are an Aryan race.. More like white trash skin heads who are pathetic racists.
eradonnes 0
fo shizzle
JrTinoco 6
No doubt
Hockey_fan 0
Fo' real
mrjude 3
So, when are you going out again?
lakebitch01 0
That must have been a huge let down!!!!
DynamicDave 11
No, they had lots of fun. It was a gas!
docscientist 10
You should set him up with the girl who thinks autistic people are retarded.
themacuser 0
you, my friend, are my hero.
Unabletuna 6
Woah! I did Nazi that one coming
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
on the plus side, chances are you're dating Edward Norton