Today, I went on a blind date for coffee. He was smart, good looking, and friendly. While we were talking about our respective families it became abundantly clear that I have heard these stories before. I realized that 6 months earlier I had been dumped by his brother after sleeping with him. FML
proudlyintp tells us more.
I am the OP and am going to clarify the original post because in trying to keep to the letter limit, the tenses got confusing. I originally dated the brother "A" for a month and half. He has a very common last name. After we finally slept together he immediately went missing, which happened to be before I could meet a large portion of his family. Now 6 months later on a different blind date with brother "B" we were talking about respective families. Almost immediately the stories started to ring very familiar. He was telling a story about his brother who worked for him and it became abundantly clear that I had heard the same story only from a different perspective. Since there is a yuck factor with dating brothers and I am not really into creating family drama needlessly I am bowing out.
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MrDanimal 0
You either live in an extremly small town, or just have the worst luck ever haha.
monty25 0
damnnnnnnnnn hahaha
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Comments (134)
schwancy 2
awkward!
Haterman123 0
well not an FML bcs can like someones bro even if they dump u
xDaOneAnOnlyx 0
karma is a bitch ain't it.
xDaOneAnOnlyx 0
what I got out of this was that she had dated his brother; then slept with the guy she was on a date with. then the brother dumped her.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Why did it take you so long to remember you've slept with him before? Even if it was a one night stand, you'd think you'd remember a face. Were you that drunk?
RedPillSucks 33
Wait.... Are you the one whose boyfriend dumped you cause you were no longer a virgin?
tellmeastoryplz4 0
wow! how could you not notice that op?! hey I love in Wisconsin too!!
Skyblu10 10
YDI for not remembering someone from 6 months earlier.
cmac86 24
ydi for sleeping around, you little ****!
capnbzarr 43
And for this inane comment, you deserve a lifetime of involuntary celibacy.
L_M_L_10 0
You totally deserve it for not remembering who you've slept with!