Today, I went on a blind date for coffee. He was smart, good looking, and friendly. While we were talking about our respective families it became abundantly clear that I have heard these stories before. I realized that 6 months earlier I had been dumped by his brother after sleeping with him. FML
proudlyintp tells us more.
I am the OP and am going to clarify the original post because in trying to keep to the letter limit, the tenses got confusing. I originally dated the brother "A" for a month and half. He has a very common last name. After we finally slept together he immediately went missing, which happened to be before I could meet a large portion of his family. Now 6 months later on a different blind date with brother "B" we were talking about respective families. Almost immediately the stories started to ring very familiar. He was telling a story about his brother who worked for him and it became abundantly clear that I had heard the same story only from a different perspective. Since there is a yuck factor with dating brothers and I am not really into creating family drama needlessly I am bowing out.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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MrDanimal 0
You either live in an extremly small town, or just have the worst luck ever haha.
monty25 0
damnnnnnnnnn hahaha
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Comments (134)
L_M_L_10 0
You totally deserve it for not remembering who you've slept with!
BluSkyNoise 0
MAN LIZARD OF KARAMANGA!
Skallhatha 5
I can't believe how many people put YDI... it's not OP's fault she didn't get to meet the whole family after what sounds like a one night stand.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
atleast your keeping it in the family.
cheerchick4life 0
i agree with 19. if hes a nice guy why not give it a chance?
GoPlayInTraffic 2
I was expecting that when I got to the end of the fml, it was gonna say you realized it was your cousin! So on that note, it could've been worse!
ididitmyself 0
everyone that thinks she slept with the guy she went on the blind date with is stupid.
MRCC_fml 0
Ok first things first a lot of people are clearly not reading the OP post. She slept with the guys brother not him before and to the OP how is this a FML what a better way to get back at the guy who dumped you after sleeping with him than banging his brother!
purplepillow467 3
I don't get it....................
purplepillow467 3
100 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOO-YAH!!!!!!