Today, I went on a blind date for coffee. He was smart, good looking, and friendly. While we were talking about our respective families it became abundantly clear that I have heard these stories before. I realized that 6 months earlier I had been dumped by his brother after sleeping with him. FML
proudlyintp tells us more.
I am the OP and am going to clarify the original post because in trying to keep to the letter limit, the tenses got confusing. I originally dated the brother "A" for a month and half. He has a very common last name. After we finally slept together he immediately went missing, which happened to be before I could meet a large portion of his family. Now 6 months later on a different blind date with brother "B" we were talking about respective families. Almost immediately the stories started to ring very familiar. He was telling a story about his brother who worked for him and it became abundantly clear that I had heard the same story only from a different perspective. Since there is a yuck factor with dating brothers and I am not really into creating family drama needlessly I am bowing out.
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MrDanimal 0
You either live in an extremly small town, or just have the worst luck ever haha.
monty25 0
damnnnnnnnnn hahaha
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Comments (134)
jblover1234 0
thats wut u get for going on blind dates
PlatanitaFrita 0
Ydi for being such a hoe and ummm INES ur a ***** too. Maybe u should be bbf :) or should I say best hoes forever!
sallen0046 4
Ok, so what? You're seeing this guy now, not his brother. It's completely irrelevant that his brother is an asshole. **** this guy's life for wasting his time on someone like you, who judges him by the actions of his family.
mad_molly 0
WHY IS EVERYONE READING THIS WRONG?! She slept with a guy, got dumped, and now met his brother on a blind date. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!
karmynashley 7
wow that's sad OP.
gunman15 4
maybe this guys not a mean person
amanduhmor87 2
Don't cheat. But if you do, keep it out of the family. What a way to make yourself sound awesome...
proudlyintp 0
I am the OP and am going to clarify the original post because in trying to keep to the letter limit, the tenses got confusing. I originally dated the brother "A" for a month and half. He has a very common last name. After we finally slept together he immediately went missing, which happened to be before I could meet a large portion of his family. Now 6 months later on a different blind date with brother "B" we were talking about respective families. Almost immediately the stories started to ring very familiar. He was telling a story about his brother who worked for him and it became abundantly clear that I had heard the same story only from a different perspective. Since there is a yuck factor with dating brothers and I am not really into creating family drama needlessly I am bowing out.
Felecorr 0
SHE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE GUY'S BROTHER. The guy had sex with her, and dumped her afterward. I would have to blame the OP for the confusion in this case.
CooLbEAnS1096 0
I'm from Wisconsin, want to go on a date with me... ; )