Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML
Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML
Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
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Top comments
darkkefka 0
More like F you for making assumptions.
necromancerlord 0
Nothing says party like black tulips and red roses.
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Comments (187)
mcdsman 0
OMg wats wrong with u! YDI.
BigCityDreams16 1
i feel really bad for favoriting this but i couldnt resist.
yungmoolahbaby 0
smooth move, ex-lax.
spiffles 0
Yet another fine example of why make assumptions really makes you look like an idiot. Good job!
BigCityDreams16 1
i feel really bad for favoriting this but i couldnt resist.
CountDuk 5
Wow all u people who say he deserved it: you are such idiots. If somebody had a balloon on their desk, you would assume it's their birthday. However he didn't ask so that's what makes him stupid. People make assumptions though and you might have done the same thing so go hide in a hole and **** yourself.
la6437 0
Flowers, not balloons.
mattiga 0
R u mentally sane, I mean come on the first thing I think of when flowers got to me I started crying
DareToDream7 0
are you mentally retarded? go jump off a cliff jackass, the OP didn't deserve it. EVERYONE here would have made the same assumption, so don't go acting like you could have predicted that. dumbass.
lexa1love 16
Nope, not me. balloons, cake, or bday cards maybe. Not just flowers...
random3742 0
Im just wondering wat kind of flowers they were cuz it could help u make those decisions so u dont make a bad move like that
heyitsmorgan94 0
Haha nice job loser!
trizdan 0
You could've asked what the flowers were for, not a very happy chat but always better than yelling happy b-day for no reason