Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML
Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML
Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
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Top comments
darkkefka 0
More like F you for making assumptions.
necromancerlord 0
Nothing says party like black tulips and red roses.
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Comments (187)
UGADawg08 1
People who voted YDI are retards. There was no ill intent behind his actions. You bleeding-heart fairies need to piss off.
Vato4life 0
Don't you feel ashamed
penisfaceyay 0
Man that sucks LOL
luisthug 0
Agree with #1. Only dumbshits say without knowing. You should have just asked. And what is up with the flowers? Oh yeah that would make me feel so much better. **** the person who gave her flowers.
lazy1 0
You couldn't see that she looked sad and not happy???!
jollyholly414 0
I don't get why people said you deserved it...you didnt know! it was an honest accident...gosh.
Scotticus117 11
what if her dad died on her birthday? never thought of that did you, and yeah don't make assumptions YDI. did you at least give her a hug or something?
rbzcf 0
Sucks
love_jd13 0
Oops. Well, that situation isn't the first thing that would come to your mind. You were just trying to be nice. It sucks, but I'm sure that she doesn't hold it against you.
24788 7
You shouldn't assume something.