anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
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MrConcise 35
"Wanna come **** me?" "Err...what are the benefits?"
isawan09 14
Some people are just completely oblivious about flirting, doesn't mean they don't know about sex. Besides, it may be all a show because his dad is right there! It's awkward.
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Oblivion239 21
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jamongrande 14
Haha I went to a church camp with my family and this girl invited me to her tent that night not knowing the lady I was standing next to was my very religious mother, for my own survival I had to pretend to be oblivious
nakros 17
To be honest your boy did good, I wouldn't want to sleep with someone who invites random people to her house
PotusDestroyer 1
Why would you invite someone who's virtually a complete stranger back to your flat??
tarlax 11
For casual sex, you derpshit. Jesus, what a terrible comment.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Same thing happened to me awhile back at BestBuy. I was getting special screen protection added to my iPad and there were 2 girls trying to fix it since it's hard to put on. They kept looking at me then blushing and giggling then said something about a milkshake before checking me out...didn't realize until I was told they were flirting that they were. I thought they were just really thirsty and wanted a milkshake. ? Yes I'm oblivious and that wasn't the first time something like this happened.
NielAnblomie 9
"My son doesn't want to **** a stranger. What a disappointment."
samlovesham1234 9
It's also possible he might have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, and has difficulty recognizing the social cues of flirting.
samlovesham1234 9
It's also possible he might have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, and therefore he may not recognize the social cues of flirting.
SPN_lover666 27
So, just because your son didn't want to sleep with a stranger you think you failed as a father? Wow, that is the dumbest thing I have read in a long time
Ianamis 6
I think a lot of you are missing the point. His son is misses the cues of what she wants. That is why he thinks he failed as a father not,because he didn't want to sleep with her,but due to the fact that he isn't getting it.
TallMist 32
Or maybe he's purposely acting ignorant. Or maybe he just doesn't get the idea of people wanting to **** with random strangers.
SPN_lover666 27
Or he could have been preoccupied with something else, or has actual standards and ignored her. Not all men are horndogs who will **** any woman with a ******, and actually do have standards of what their perfect woman will be like.