Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I started my job as a waiter. I was excited when my first customer paid for the bill. I go over to the table, half-expecting a tip. I got to the table and no money was on the table. On the bottom receipt was written: "Ever heard of deodorant?" Apparently I smell bad. Thanks for the tip. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Piss off
Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
Tipped
Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying, "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML
Brilliant
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Little *****
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Top comments
som_fml 0
Can't blame you. I hate it when family/friends come in to "surprise" me. That's not happily surprising someone, that's rubbing their recreational freedom in your face and then leaving without you.
icertainlysuck 0
You know where they live... that's all im gonna say
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Huevo_fml 0
since they are family, when you home, steal couple of dollars from the wallet when they aren't looking and that will be your tip.
mogulman31 0
so your parents were messing around with you a bit
definatelywierd 0
Lighten up, you big ****
theodivine 0
HAHAHAA FTW. OP: This does suck, though.
aberfrog5 0
hey. just remember that they did put a roof over your head. :/ but that does suck. XD they could have at least left you a dollar. :P haha.
copey 0
They left you a tip... get better at your job.. Pwned
fawfulster 11
Cancel their right to come to the restaurant! "Why can't I eat here? My daughter works here!" "Sorry ma'am, but we can't let you in..."
vioh 0
my parents would do that they'd be KIDDING. you're ******* retarded. gtfo.
Goganthian 0
that's something my brothers would do, along with like... speaking to the manager just to get me fired... I need a job that my family can't get even close to xP
BoxSocial 1
Either you did suck at serving Or your parents didn't want to tip their child... Or your parents didn't think they had to tip cause you were their child
markrrrrr 0
HAHAHAHA!