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Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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No doubt he's about to find out.

Oh gosh...I'm SO curious about this extra sweetheart. Hopefully, you do a follow up.

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This is why we don't watch "The Affair" with the children around.

And this is what happens when call our blackmailer's bluff and refuse to pay them.

""I hope you mean EX-husband!""

Hopefully your sons the other sweetheart

WD_Stevens 22

I don't hear that word often so now I've got this image of your son as an old Mafia man standing over your husband, puffing on a cigarette. "So... Why can't mommy find out your other schweetheart, eh?"

countryb_cth 38

I may or may not have read that in a bad mafia boss accent...

I want the OP to have a follow up post ?

I guess now daddy gonna get a divorce besides his other sweetheart..how dare he pull the child into that, men can be so disgusting.

that little snitch

"Because then you get two Christmases"

HanBanana15 9

Oh the innocence of children. I sincerely hope he meant something different by it. And I hope it's not inconsiderate to say that a followup would be great. I would love to know the outcome, and if it's just a silly misunderstanding.