Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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Cessari 0
LOL You've been watching too many super hero movies
Shihaby 0
It's the thought that counts.
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Comments (132)
chinkeyxsmile 0
aww haha. well since she was skipping around she sounds like a happy person and i dont think a happy person would bitch you out for tryna save their life.
Lancer873 0
Why the heck are so many people complaining about the fact that she was skipping? He might have just meant walking with a little more spring in her step or whatever. I feel sorry for you, hope she comes to her senses and realizes you were just trying to help, hope she gets well soon and doesn't dump you!
lich_fml 0
#4, not everyone gets their wisdom teeth out during their teen years. And even if this person is around that age, who's to say he or she isn't sexually active? Certainly not you. #23, you obviously haven't had this done yet. I know when I was coming to after getting all four wisdom teeth out, I told my dad some elaborate story about Kathy Griffin and a cave in the mountains. Then we laughed for twenty minutes or so. Once I was able to feel the pain, I couldn't talk much, but it was fine right after. #28, I highly doubt you were aware. If you were, can you really calling it going "under"? Also, people have different reactions, you know.
happy_go_lucky21 0
aww...it's the thought that counts.
Clutzy_as_ever_4 0
What's so wrong with skipping!?.... It doesn't really matter what age you are, you can skip. I'm 16 and I skip once and awhile, me and my friends did it heading to our car after leaving a concert, and I can skip backwards. Who gives a shit. He attempted to save her from what he thought could hurt her. It's considered an FML.. because in attempt to save her, he hurt her just a bit, and that causes people to tear themselves apart sometimes so it could FHL up. Some of you commenters need to grow the hell up, and stop with the sarcasim like you are all knowing. What would you do if your loved one or a friend was in the middle of the road? When you're in a panic you don't think things entirely through. And I think the OP did the right thing, it's better than just standing there and doing nothing, or walking away. Yes he hurt her, but it showed he cared, and didn't want to see her hurt.
dg72592_fml 0
why the **** was your girlfriend skipping?
blahnoopoo 0
hahahahahhahahaha funny.
pekkle1 0
skipping to oncoming traffic..should've let natural selection handle the situation
wetheChristine 0
#76 well said :)
stuipdthing 0
Wait I don't get it, when you tackle someone don't they fall forward. If your trying to pull her away from a car shouldn't you pull her away?