Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
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Cessari 0
LOL You've been watching too many super hero movies
Shihaby 0
It's the thought that counts.
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Comments (132)
xxmollyxx 25
Gotta love skipping ahead.
ffffffffffmylife 0
That's such a nice thing to do, though!
QueenOfMelodrama 0
Let me get this straight. You tackled her to the ground in the street where a car was coming? I thought you were trying to save her...not kill the both of you. Unless you tackled her on the other side of the street...Normally one would push somebody out of the way, not tackle them to the ground. Whatever.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Awe, my knight in shining armour. Ditch the chick, i mean seriously! I aint a fan of skippers. I mean, what is she like 6 years?
genius_man16 1
How did she get a concussion just from you tackling her? Did you tackle her into a tree or something?
thingspoo 0
She should appreciate a man who is willing to do anything it takes, even hurting her slightly, to save her life. The fact that the danger wasn't real doesn't matter in the slightest.
el211 1
Your girlfriend was skipping and she couldn't see there was a car coming? How old is she, five?
plebejus 0
psh, she ought to appreciate the thought
McCannCanTriple 0
Who gives a rat's as sif she was kipping. She wasn't hurting anybody with it and anyone to be upset/ not like someone because they skip... needs to be pushed out in front of an oncoming car.
PenisLightning 0
is your girlfriend this many? *holds up 7 fingers*