Today, I was using a public restroom. After about a minute of me being in there, a little girl came in and started pounding on the door, screaming that she had to go. My pregnancy hormones are so bad that I almost burst into tears. FML
LissaMccracken tells us more.
Wow! I must really deserve this! Haha well to clear this up, this restroom was one that had more than one stall. There were plenty of other toilets, she was just upset that the one she wanted was taken. But thanks to all the people saying really nice things!!! It means a lot!
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Stazza11 27
At least it was only tears and you didn't transform into a hormone fuelled devil that wanted to drop kick her.
The_4th_Doctor 13
That stinks, I'm sorry to hear that. Nor sure why there are more YDI votes on this one :/
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Comments (131)
iseebearbears 27
I kinda feel bad for the OP. She's going to cry again when she sees all the YDIs.
LissaMccracken 23
Nope. I don't really care, I know I didn't deserve it. :) And my FML got edited, I had originally mentioned that I'm already afraid of using public restrooms, but went because I was pregnant and can't hold it and then that happened. And being nervous already, and being pregnant is what made it so bad for me when the little girl did that
CrabbityAnn 10
That would've made it a better fml...I don't mind the editing for grammar etc but hate when they completely erase bits that are relevant to the story :/
xoteeshaox 22
Don't worry OP, you don't deserve it. Stupid bratty kid. If other stalls are available, she should be grateful she can get a toilet when desperately needing to pee.
shortvirgo13 7
I think people are saying she derserves it because thats just what you go through when you're pregnant so suck it up or cry it out either way its your fault your prego do deal with your hormones.
LissaMccracken 23
Wow. You're kinda an idiot. The point of the FML is a little girl freaked out on me for being in the stall she wanted. It would have bugged me pregnant or not, just like it would most people. It is definitely not "just what you go through when you're pregnant." And yes. It IS my "fault" I'm pregnant, and I'm not complaining about the fact that I am. I love my baby.
Denise1988 13
Please don't reproduce. The stupidity of your comment is astounding.
Owltime22 12
you have the best comment ever xD and congrats OP I hope u and your baby are happy together
shortvirgo13 7
I definitely got the point of the fml. All that I'm saying is that pregnant people tend to overact to the simplest of situations. Now if you're excusing your hormones and saying that you would have still been annoied with the child then good luck with your own baby. Tantrums are part of the ordeal with kids so......
LissaMccracken 23
I have no more words for your stupidity. Goodbye.
Owltime22 12
you really are an idiot... #64
Vegetarian27 24
Which fuckwads voted this as YDI?!
rick_maahea 12
If that we're the least that my wife cried about, I'd have been proud. She cried once because someone thanked her for holding the door at a gas station. I felt so bad for her
CrabbityAnn 10
Lmao! Love it! Pregnancy hormones are a crazy ride but make for so many funny stories down the line :D
Garnetshaddow 30
Since the OP did say there were other stalls, somebody should teach her how to wait her turn. Also, Why was a child young enough to do this kind of thing not escorted in the bathroom? Totally unsafe.
LissaPalumbo 14
Oh no, her mom was there...
lina21 12
OP, she sounds like a nut. Honestly, I might've called a coworker or a security guard on that one
jdwmoore22 2
How does she deserve
Wank_Stain 5
The phrase "I'm pregnant, I have no control over these matters!" Usually works. Even when a dude uses that line.
OSJake 6
We voted YDI because almost crying from something like that is really pathetic, pregnant or not..
PhoenixMartinez 30
So she deserved it for what she did AFTER the incident had taken place, as in her reaction? That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day...
princessofthedrk 13
You're a guy. Being a typical guy. Now I'm not saying ALL guys don't understand hormones, but ones like this one take the cake. Seriously?? I wanna find that machine that gives you the sensations of giving birth, and let's see you not cry. Pregnant woman are carrying another human being. For 9 months!! Sometimes longer sometimes for less time. Either way, she did not deserve it for almost crying.
LostMy_Marbles 24
So we will get a little kid to come kick you in the nuts then say you deserved it because you doubled over and cried. If you don't understand how hormones work in pregnant women, please don't comment
CrabbityAnn 10
There you have it OP: the YDI's are most likely from teen boys who've presumably never had a girlfriend or had any real contact with a woman before. (Heck, sometimes normal monthly hormones can make a woman a bit crazy and emotional but pregnancy hormones are completely insane and uncontrollable!)
LissaPalumbo 14
No, what's pathetic is judging a pregnant women for something she couldn't help when you have no idea what it is like to be pregnant.