Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML
meltingturtle tells us more.
OP here. Here's your follow up. My mom and her brother had a rocky relationship. She moved to the west coast some twenty years ago, and never talks about my uncle. I know of him, but never met him due to problems between them. I moved out of state for college, and met my girlfriend there. I'd only been told I had a cousin once, pretty much in passing. My gf and I were both talking, and she mentioned how her dad, named David, was bipolar and had several issues. I asked if she had any aunts or anything cause that sounded a hell of a lot like my estranged uncle my mom hardly talks about. She was all, 'yeah, but my dad never talks about her. Her name is Emily or something I think?' And I was like 'o shit that's my mom'. It was super awkward. I'd known my uncle had a daughter, and she knew her aunt had two. Thing is, I'm a trans boy who goes by a completely name, so we never really figured it out until now. Hope it makes more sense to y'all now.
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kusje 31
Hey, at least you have a lot in common with each other!
wheresmymary 22
Some things are better left unsaid
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KaylaTackett 18
So are you guys still together?
cavallo31 6
Incest is wincest
Mangascribbler 19
Well, the FML doesn't say where it was posted from, but if OP lives in the US, then there's a problem- it's illegal to marry your first cousin (if that's the intention of the relationship). Most states allow second cousin marriage though. If they're not in the US though, it might be fine?
jashpants 6
That makes it better though!
Krycek_fml 19
Just move to Arkansas. It'll be alright
NYGiants1925 22
Well shit...
stickpage13 8
Hope you two are happy together
MrGarrett26 11
I incest you tell me more!
HnyBee13 26
In Illinois, first cousins can marry... provided they are both over the age of 50. But Civil Unions are not allowed, no matter the age.
Bodhi1124 5
Sweet home Alabama