Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, as I bent over to pick up my baby, a wasp flew into my bra. I jumped up in a panic, flattening the wasp between my boob and my bra, where it stung me on the nipple, which is now swollen, a funny colour, and throbbing. Did I mention the nipple was already irritated from breastfeeding? FML
Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML
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Top comments
lilikawaii 6
I hate when that happens! >:| bras are such evil torture devices. Ugh. It's too bad we have to wear them outside the comfort of home, op. :(
ClassyCommando 13
We men, on the other hand, must live in constant fear of the metal-toothed beast known as the Zipper. It has been known to cleave a gentleman's wedding tackle in twain!
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Comments (106)
l23VIVE 17
I don't think any guys would have a problem with you NOT wearing a bra...
geod69 8
Time for a new bra
selenalover 0
I was going to a party once and I was wearing a strapless bra (I only had one) and the same thing happened to me!!
healthy41so_sick 5
Why can't you free boob? Bras were devised to make you look younger so you would appeal to men. If you still care to "catch a man" wear them. If you wish to be independent, don't. The alternative is to wear bras that we of the ample persuasion must wear. They have no metal in them. Underwire pierces through on me in about 45 minutes. Pennyrich makes exceedingly well structured bras although I haven't looked for them since I went off their scale and started making my own. Another possibility is that you are wearing the wrong size bra. Go to a specialized store and have it professionally done. It'll make all the difference. Underwire or not, most women think they know how to size themselves. They don't. A bra is the most complex garment made for the human body and it requires as much care in fit as an expensive tux or a wedding dress. My size: 42JJ
TheMystery13 13
Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Miooow 16
I know how it feels like. Sigh.
BroadwayGirl16 6
That happens to me constantly! >:( I feel your pain, op. :/
beansprout1114 3
The reason bras do that is because the wire actually burns a whole in the bra when they are put in the dryer. Try hanging your bra up to dry instead of the dryer :)
whome11 1
@ 179--I never place my bras in the dryer and this happens to me all the time too. It is in the way bras are made....And the style has a lot to do with it too.
Lizzypumba 7
Ouch! I've had the same problem :/ time for a new one, I guess