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Katxx93 United Kingdom

Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Gwenevier 29

Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.

Maybe you should wash that off.

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pacman490 21

Get a boxing doctor to cut you open

Gwenevier 29

Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.

Are your wings even though?

YDI. Anyone who owns that shit deserves it. Ditch the clown paint and at least pretend to have some dignity.