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Ltsdragons Caldwell, United States

Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML

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OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD

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Volunteer with her.

Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!

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Dont worry op, i catch myself having full conversations in my head, answering my own questions and all. You're not alone :)

Don't worry. you can tell me anything. I'm just a pineapple

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I hope you were eating orecchiette , that's the perfect food for the situation !

That's not lonely. That's looney. But.....did it whisper back? Now we get a toe whisperer reality show!!

The best distraction to being home alone: books and video games!

Good thing that i always have been a loner. I don't get crazy while being alone. I actually like being alone. Peace and quiet.