Ltsdragons
Caldwell, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML
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Ltsdragons 19
OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Clawsified 6
Volunteer with her.
Demoniq 25
Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!
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Soundslikeothers 15
"And how's your day so far Mr. Steak?"
Ichiya 29
Not good. Some giant cooked me and is now trying to eat me.
sweetlysarcastic 3
Did Mr. asparagus talk back?
ShitHappen_fml 15
Everyone loves food. no wonder you wanna make friends with it.
medstudent101 3
Get a dog
mrd1997 19
Imagine seeing that in public. Just some random person whispering to their food. I'd probably laugh. But don't worry OP, everyone gets lonely sometimes.
Lyss09 10
I sometimes talk to mine, it usually goes something like, "I'mm gonna eat youuuu...NOM NOM NOM" ;)
WattledParsley 11
new reality TV show! 'The Gherkin Whisperer'
telli164 30
"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear"
carabobara 7
"I'll tell you something bout me that you really wanna hear"
crunchycheeto99 11
It's perfectly normal to talk to yourself... right?
ob81 8
Cheer up op. Get out and seize the day. You don't need others for that.