Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband and my 5-year-old son. Everything was going fine until my son asked his father, “Why can’t mom know that you have another sweetheart?” FML
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shmikey 0
how did she keep that secret for 6 months?
Dopeyrox 0
dang I hope u said yes!
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Comments (251)
faceblaster3 1
what if they had a conversation in the begining of the relationship about having kids at that time. so she gave it 6 months and she thought he was a good enough man to be a father figure in her kids life. we dont know the whole story
idkweird 0
either way, you don't hide the fact that you have children. That's wrong.
faceblaster3 1
being a single father myself its hard to tell them.
iwadasn 33
Just because something is difficult doesn't mean you don't have to do it.
cerebellum_fml 0
Does it come with child support?
Peaxee 0
oh I thought he was talking about an iPod thing. like the iHome. Your life sucks
marierad 0
now i want pancakes. im hungry!!!
relyo 0
This is an FML for the kid because his mom is trying to find a father by bait and switch.
mzhonesty 0
What you should have done, was say out loud, "WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR 6 MONTHS...WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A SON?!" Or maybe I get a kick out of embarrassing people that did something wrong.
CallMeHush 1
You should have suspected something when screwing was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Oh and don't worry about baby daddy, he doesn't get out of jail for six more years and he hasn't really been involved because little Jonny was conceived on the table in the visitors room.
butterflies2662 0
Oh my God! How, 6 months in to a relationship did you not know she had a kid?! Did you never go round to hers or whatever?! Man, that sucks! How could she not tell you?!
chadwick110480 0
shaister, love your comments.