Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
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Top comments
Kieranr10 23
What would you think it looks like.
olliebush123 15
I hope your not the teacher
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Comments (32)
FelicityWishes 32
Playing with the string from your pants... Sure... That's what they all say
HyperTek 16
You're a guy, you should know these things.
Kielnmsoftly 26
It's okay OP. One time I had a math class that let you play on your phone if you were caught up and done with work for the day but we weren't supposed to have phones (school rule) so the teacher told us to put them below the desk. Turns out my swiping game I played looked awfully suspicious and the girls behind me kept mentioning it for days before I figured it out.
Soparot 29
I could only imagine what that must have looked like from behind.
TokioCore 17
Theres an older FML just like this but in a coffee shop. Stop playing with your clothes near your stuff!! Haha
pupeve 11
Hey, on the bright side, at least you didn't play with the strings that would make your pants rip!
bunnyfish 27
Deja vu
Ahill84 6
Suuuuuurrrrreeee you were playing with the "Strings" on your pants. Haha jk
Its_Sinon 15
Did anyone see you?
rllyfrickenbored 17
AHAHA IM SORRY THAT WAS HILARIOUS AS ****
middlenamefrank 8
The strings on your pants? Don't be wearing your sweats out in public and you won't have that problem.