Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML
Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML
Today, after years struggling with obesity, alcoholism, and mental illness, I finally decided I'd fixed myself up enough to try dating. The first girl I went out with said, "You're 31 and you've never dated? Sorry to break it to you, but nobody's going to want to walk a 31-year-old through Dating 101." FML
Today, I got so tired of my friends constantly pestering me about having a girlfriend that I downloaded Monika After Story. Now when they ask, I just say she's long-distance and values her privacy, so I can't show her to them. This is what my life has come to. Forever alone. FML
Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
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luk2 10
You can do it!! Don't give up! You are the bomb!!!
Adm_Twigs 19
at least you know getting married on skyrim doesn't count
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Comments (183)
DanielleD93 16
I feel ya
PapaSmash 14
I love girl gamers! :D someone to bond with and even if you don't like the same genre then you can still play side by side!
JuanJavierRamos 5
dont rely on games
kkoolkris 8
i'm a 28 year old male gamer who's had few real dates with females online cause most of them are kinda teases. And the other 1/2 of them are really men. You gotta just put yourself out there!
JoystickPegasi 0
Don't worry, Op. It'll happen. PS. Don't worry too much sharing consoles is a bitch. 8l
someguysweb 4
I apologize if my suggestion was already made, but tl;dr above fully. I met my geek gamer wife who lived 1800 miles away, on OKC (okcupid), Im not skinny, or great looking (balding), or rich. We met 4 years ago in person, and we are coming up on our 3 year wedding anniversary in a few months. Before her i had only dated 2 women, and though interesting, nothing serious with them. Don't give up!!! Seriously. PM if you need suggestions or help. Not a creeper.
lbucci 2
AMEN!!!
ThatOneTimeLord 25
I think these cacti would enjoy some company.
xaznxthaigerx 5
That's too bad. "Gamer girl" here and met a guy off of gaming. Now married. Kind of awesome actually. Good luck. You'll find him. Or he'll find you ^_^
meriiica88 4
wow same