Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed me right as I was taking a swig of my drink, causing me to fling cold tea into my face and all over the table. If that wasn't majestic enough, I had to keep acting in several more scenes with a wet tea stain in my crotch area. FML
Grammer_Nazzi tells us more.
Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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allykaymorris 24
Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:
FemskyD 26
The show must go on, well done you :)
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CaptainSolo3596 7
Nice pun
Grammer_Nazzi 9
Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.
Nyattack 14
Oh man I also kinda feel bad for her, she must've been so embarassed... Kudos for keeping on with the play both times !
TheAspieDork 27
As long as she wasn't actually drunk onstage
xoxoblondee 31
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's unavoidable embarrassment.
LunaMyst 19
Sorry OP sounds like something my cast mates would do :/
bobsanction 18
That's some damn fine acting. Excellent continuity.
Manual_Manoosy 21
Cool story bro