Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
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mack1688 0
as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.
memo619 0
I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming
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Comments (131)
7julia0000 0
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
simsosim 0
****!!!
nobbydeltrott 1
If OP is a girl I reck good on you and he should respect your courage and attitude.
nemolovesme 11
12 stiches???? why was he standing so close/ why didn't he move?
Vertas 10
Better question. How in the hell did you get high enough to slice his lip without somebody seeing that coming? Bravo on talent by the way. Quite impressive.
Kiki242 19
Wtf you practicing for the x games or something?
aziouazrayes 6
you're an idiot, if the guy likes you, you wouldn't have to do all this
rebecamp494 5
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" Lol op, why the hell would you try to impress him by doing something you aren't experienced with?! Its called use of common sense..
melikesfml 11
Never try the iron lotus
kantalita_claire 14
Hey, at least you made an impression