Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.
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JVonDahl 9
Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?
casey6492 0
haha, oh well. what song?
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Comments (241)
UNLCKYBTCH 0
seriously, how did you not even notice him reach for the headphones... and exactly how long were you looking away, i mean come on, if you can't even look at him while your having sex, then why should he pay attention to you.
ughwhatever 0
that's very funny... its kinda like making out with your eyes open...come to think of it you might wanna take a peak next time and double check that one
qwertyuiop8989 0
How the hell do you not notice that he is doing that?!?! Even if you're not looking at him, you're not that far away from him that you can't tell what he's doing. You a complete retard.
qwertyuiop8989 0
and you must really suck at sex too.
log1k 3
rofl copter!
bholland16 0
well, he's gotta enjoy himself too, doesn't he? might as well be listening to music and play air drums. . .
icedrake523 2
Get better at sex.
TWlCH 0
You people are simply mechanical, if your gonna have sex where you are both off doing ur own thing why shouldnt he be able to do his own things you compleatly had this coming and ur just luck he wasnt reading a playboy or seeking outside engagement. Realy make love, dont just screw.
mnm88 0
bahahaha...this is hilarious. kudos to the boyfriend, it'll teach you to pay more attention to him next time.
Irony_and_Ivory 1
So this is love, hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm, so this is what makes life divine...