Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying, "Stay!" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying, "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said, "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
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Confused77 3
That's ruff..
aatas187 8
Either that was a rather hairy/ugly child or you are in desperate need of an eye exam. Good for you on being dog friendly though.
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Comments (133)
loufol22 5
I'm sorry, all do respect but how could you confuse a girl with a dog?
RoboCunnilingus 23
I hope she doesn't sue for distress. If she did, that would be... Hirsute.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Anyone else picturing someone that looks like "cousin it"?
underthesea12 24
Ugly children!
KinkyCurly 13
I've worked at a fast food restaurant and I can see how this could happen because we can get into a routine of trying to go fast. My opinion sounds like you've been there to long.... Time for a new job!
chelsiemw 6
hahahahaha
pam241 15
How do you manage to mistake her daughter for a dog? Was she that ugly?
soldiat_fml 17
The daughter was probably on one of those child leashes, and OP saw the leash.
tranced_ 45
so much for a treat !
crystyx3 9
of course canada is giving out free treats
remz89 3
I wanna know where this is cuz I live in Canada n have yet to see this!!
michaeljcaboose 7
"Looks like we need to get you fixed, Sweetie!"