Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML
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MiscHats 14
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
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aFreedom127 9
I just threw up reading this.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"
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KiddNYC1O 22
Either way she's cornered and has to walk, slip, crawl etc on it....
mizuki123 8
If I was that women I would of thrown up in my shirt... It's gross but better then getting it on everyone and everything.
mizuki123 8
Would have*
KiddNYC1O 22
woman* than*
MR_RODSQUAD 11
So it's pretty much like that one episode in family guy?
twinkiefeets 17
Reminds me of that scene from stand by me.
Carmstro 13
OP, do you really smell that bad? ;)
joe502 3
OMG that is horrible.... I am sorry to hear that.... My only comment is who on God's green earth thought u deserved this... They should be puked on!!!!
H00ks 19
Ah, the joys of public transportation.
mosquito19 14
now that's a party!