Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Unionize!
Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
What?
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Busted
Today, my boss accused me of submitting fraudulent overtime claims. I proceeded to show him security footage of me at my desk for sometimes 18 hours a day, keeping the business from imploding. He then claimed he doesn’t actually have enough money in the accounts to pay me everything I’m owed. FML
Et tu, Brute?
Today, my boss, a treacherous weasel, threw me under the bus for a £300 mistake I made on my first day a year ago as an intern, trying to distract from his £12,000 fuck up from today. He got suspended, but my wages are temporarily reduced until the money from my mistake is paid back, all £300 of it. FML
The customer is always right
Today, my boss is beginning to hate me. Why? Because people keep coming to my register with one or two dollars worth of stuff, then paying for it with hundred dollar bills, ignoring the sign saying not to do that. I’ve had to ask him to refill my till after every transaction. FML
Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
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Peroxide 3
Talk to to corporate...LIKE A BOSS! Approve memos...LIKE A BOSS! Steal quarters...LIKE A BOSS! Chop my balls off...LIKE A BOSS!
perdix 31
That's why he's the BAWS. But, no really, your boss takes the bus, and he makes 6 times what you make? Are you a volunteer? Do you work for a hobo?
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cheapsheep_fml 0
that's the new 'in' thing now. People that can afford public transportation opt to be cheap. Greed is a deadly sin you know.
FerrariCake 2
LMAO... "deadly sin". Those were created by some nut-job monk in the 6th century. And technically, no... "greed" is not one of the seven deadly sins. You're thinking of "avarice".
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Isn't "greed" synonymous with "avarice?" So, if avarice is a deadly sin, greed should be, too, since they're the same thing. Am I missing something?
cheapsheep_fml 0
This is why the human population will end because of people like you.
seanreddog 4
first?
Detrox 0
When your boss is stealing money from you, you know your working at a low-level job, or have a corrupt boss!
YDI_King 0
YDI for not sleeping with his wife
seanreddog 4
I agree.
TommySon 0
Well, that just means you take his Dollar! :D
WhyworldWhy 0
tell him you expect a good Christmas bonus this year
psyco5000 0
well now we know how he makes more than u.
seanreddog 4
moderated
the_BLADE13 0
impressive
icansayanything_fml 0
are you ******* kidding me?
asafetybuzz 0
i wonder if you're aware of how ******* annoying you are.
greenltrn2003 0
this is the most asshole-istic comment ive ever seen
Cristaderzi 0
Uh yeH okay whatever Ferrari!!! If your a woman or a trans woman then no you DONT Have the opportunities ...
PoeticPixie 0
Are you really that stupid? As of 2009, women make up more than 50% of America's workforce. And by 'trans woman' do you mean someone who was born male and had a female sex change, because that has nothing to do with your job opportunities. Some big companies may be a little wary about hiring women in high positions, because some people are still fighting that this is a man's world, but if she can do the work, and do it well, there are more than enough companies that will hire her. Ferrari is right, anyone that is willing to work their butt off to get a good job, can get a good job. But the government gives welfare out too leniently in my opinion. I've seen people that I KNOW are on welfare, and they're going out to dinner every other night or buying expensive clothes and jewelry, and sadly, I have even seen some people using money that SHOULD be spent on food for their children on drugs instead. I think getting welfare should involve thorough background checks and health exams to see if you have any drugs in your system, and social workers need to keep an eye on families to make sure that money is being spent in the right areas. The government is fueling the view that you don't have to work and you'll still be taken care of, which means taxpayers who work their butts off have to pay more taxes, and work even harder, to take care of the people who don't want to work. The young children growing up right now are being shown this vision of so many people NOT working, and still getting taken care of, and still bashing the people who DO work their butts off as people who were born into life with privileges, not acknowledging that those people are paying their way through life. So these children are seeing that this is something acceptable, and will grow up to do the same thing, and teach their children to do the same thing, until there are no motivated people left to pay the taxes to support the lazy people. To the OP, that does suck if he's been doing it every day, but if he was just telling you that he's taken a few quarters, it's no big deal. Everybody forgets things sometimes, and you don't really clarify how MANY quarters had been taken. I'm thinking it's not even a big deal, and definitely not FML worthy.
muffinsareyummy 1
call the police. stealing is stealing.