Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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Qup 0
RUN! and run fast. he's been stalking you for years. stalkers don't like to lose. I'd move to another state and change my name.
Zonadow 0
Daww, somebody has a cute little stalker boyfriend. Hey, at least he's stalking you and likes you rather than cheats on you because he DOESN'T like you. I'd ask him about it and ask for an explanation. If it's anything creepy, or if he says he stalks girls ALL the time? DUMP'D.
waterynuggets 0
Um..are you saying it's better to be stalked and spied on than cheated on? Wow.
ithedarkknight 0
damn im scared for you GTFO change your name address and appearance PLEASE i do not want to watch the news about the girl who was trying to get away from psycho BF and something happen to her...
pumpkincakes 3
oh wow, you should confront him about this.. although over the phone or with someone for safety reasons
UrRightFML 0
**** that. Id leave, have u seen a movie called "Alone wtih her" His got pics of you from 3years ago, that means his been on ur case since then and b4. **** that shit. Then again, its not like his gonna wanna cheat on you.
Volcomliberation 1
was there more pics like that? break up with him FYL
WaterMist 0
Give him a chance. Is he treating you right? Does he give you your space? Maybe he saw you at a party or a friend introduced you to him but you don't remember. The guy's liked you for years... just give him a chance. If he becomes stalkerish, possessive, or just plain creepy, THEN dump his ass.
WaterMist 0
Wait, I have a question- what do you mean by candid photos? Like... secret shots that he took himself? Or are they like... like he mooched them off of a mutual friend of yours who has your facebook or something. =/
anniemeece 23
I agree with this. Maybe he was a little stalkerish, but it obviously means he cares about you and has been wanting a relationship for years. Someone that devoted has got to have a fair share of good qualities as well. :)
Zomlette 0
The definition of candid, when it applies to photography, is "taken informally, esp. without the subject's knowledge." So, presumably, they were secret shots that he took himself. Without her consent. A bit different than photos he took off her Facebook. :)
CynicComedian 2
Run...run far away!
hersheysbar 0
Run!!!! OMG, with this new comment system thing, no comments will ever be shown.
MSJ91 1
most of the comments that have anything to do with the FML were buried lol
bombdiggity123 0
Oh mannn I'm sorry.